THIS, MY FRIENDS, IS THE COCONUT YOGHURT OF YOUR DREAMS
I’ve given up the dairy game and moved to the deck chair, while you get to eat amazing yoghurt packed with tummy-loving cultures. It’s a win-win for everyone, really.
COCONUT YOGHURT
BLUEBERRY & CHIA
It’s a superfood symposium: blueberries, chia and gut-loving coconut yoghurt, all huddled together in one happy tub.
COCONUT YOGHURT
PASSIONFRUIT
Grab a spoon and prepare for a tastebud par-tay: our smash-hit natural coconut yoghurt, remixed with lashings of tangy passionfruit.
COCONUT YOGHURT
VANILLA BEAN
It’s Yoghurt à la Nude, but in heels. Our silkiest natural coconut yoghurt with a touch of real vanilla to turn things up a notch.
COCONUT YOGHURT
NATURAL
Call it Yoghurt à la Nude, our classic creamy coconut yoghurt is au natural, all the time – just how we like it.
My Story
Oh good, you’re finally here!
I mean, I know a lot of you had made it over to the plant-based world already, and it’s about time! Because now I’m just living my best life instead of back at my old career, sweating it in the dairy game.
We cows were early adopters of the plant-based diet and for good reason: plants taste amazing; like multi-layered in-depth top notes of freshness amazing, with undertones of complex flavour profiles you’d pay big bucks for in top notch restaurants.
Turns out we’ve been campaigning to you humans about plant-based food for centuries, but our marketing budget was quite small and to be honest, nobody had really aced a plant-based yoghurt to rival dairy’s taste… Until my moment of genius that is.
This, my friends, is the yoghurt you always dreamed of, while sigh-ingly pushing your spoon around your old tub of averager-than-average stuff.
Creamy coconuts are mangled and milked, then tickled with live vegan cultures and nurtured lovingly in cosy places for hours with duvets and that really slow spa music that your mum listens to – or something like that. Once it’s yoghurtified (yes, it’s a word, look it up in the dictionary for cows), it’s carefully put into tubs, and – for those who like it fancy – accessorised with natural flavours, ready for you to tear open, spoon at the ready, mouth secretly dribbling a bit in anticipation, and dig in.
Crafted from plants and jammed full of tummy-loving pre and probiotics, it’s a win-win for everyone: better taste and good for you, good for the planet, and even better for my holiday plans.
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